At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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