We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
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he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
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They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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