idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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