Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
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Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
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My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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