My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
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