Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
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