'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Too much gin, very little bucket
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When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
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fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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