what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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