No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
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