i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
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I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
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NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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