you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
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The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
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She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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