i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
why didn't you poke me back
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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