Banned from zoo.
Again?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Randomize
