i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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