It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
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She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
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I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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