man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
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