My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
And then he peed in my hair
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