chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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