If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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