I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
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I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
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He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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