You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
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I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
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Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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