i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
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We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
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I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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