we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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