I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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