So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Your mouth is God's brothel.
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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