Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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