Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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