awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
Randomize
