I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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