Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
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