doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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