i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
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I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
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Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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