id be glad to
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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