i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
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Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
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It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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