i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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