Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
what day is it and did you see me today?
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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