And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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