i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
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He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
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You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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