I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
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Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
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I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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