what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
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My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
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So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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