I love black thongs
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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