I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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