Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
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We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
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If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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