dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
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She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
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I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
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I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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