Your tits are I can't wait for
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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