I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
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I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
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Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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