She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
