thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
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your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
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After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
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