its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
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It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
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I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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