You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
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we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
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come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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