So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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