That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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