I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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