Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
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Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
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although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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